Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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