I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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