did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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