just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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