I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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