There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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