Soap is not a condiment
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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