Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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