i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
