***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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