I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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