My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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