dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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