Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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