I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have feelings that need drinking.
third nipple confirmed
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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