on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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