Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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