Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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