just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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