FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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