How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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