I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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