I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
well, you know. whores of a feather.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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