the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
