but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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