if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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