I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My vagina just clenched in fear
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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