So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
whose parrot is this?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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