Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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