What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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