Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My vagina is very pro this idea
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
