Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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