It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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