and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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