i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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