she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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