So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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