just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You ate ashes out of my bong
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize