It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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