This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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