STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she peed on how many people?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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