You can't special order awesome
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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