Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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