Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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