Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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