That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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