i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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