were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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