He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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