Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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