i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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