That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
