:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Floor bacon is actually really good
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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